Is This Real 18

Later at Scourge's Hideout---

Sonic: *slowly wakes up*
Scourge: mornin, blue
Sonic: huh? Scourge?
Scourge: A bit slower than normal, are we?
Sonic: About to kick your ass, why?
Scourge: heh. Pregnant and still cocky. You haven't changed at all, blue
Sonic: ass, what do you want with me???
Scourge: oh, no reason
Sonic: You better tell me!!
Scourge: i don't have to, you know
Sonic: You better!!! Ill adds one more scar and this will be on your neck!!!
Scourge: whoa, whoa, there bloody-boy. No need to get your fangs in a knot
Sonic:!!! How do you know....?
Scourge: *smiles, revealing fangs* it was the only explanation as to why i grew these. Being your alter ego connects us, you know.
Sonic: *hiss* damn...i hate my alter ego*
Scourge: anyway I'm just waiting for whoever contacted me to show up...
Sonic: *stops* huh? Contacted you?
Scourge: it's none of your business, blue
Sonic: You better or you will die
Scourge: can't die remember? Not unless you have a wooden stake lying around here
Sonic: *growls* *thought: damnit, he's right...* then tell me your plans!!!
Scourge: i can do whatever i want
Sonic: not when you are with me, you can't!! *bites him*
Scourge: *throws Sonic across room*
Sonic: *squeals in pain as he hit the wall*
Scourge: stupid hedgehog, that does not affect me!
Sonic: *growls at him, then blackout*
Scourge: at least he can't run away while blacked out...
??? : I'm here, scourge
Scourge: finally! Took you long enough. Now where's my 5 grand?
??? : I want to make sure this is the one....Do you have my proof???
Scourge: *picks up Sonic* he's pregnant, blue, and a guy. *opens Sonic's mouth to reveal fangs* and he's a vampire. Does that prove it?
???:  Pregnant? How many children? The more he has, the more money you will get
Scourge: i heard them talking. he's pregnant with quadruplets, and one of them is a vampire
???:  Five, huh? it would be 256 grand and that vampire child would be.....30 grand plus the 256 will be.....
Scourge: 286 grand? *smiles, accidentally revealing fangs* I'll take it
???:  But...I would like know who the father is *didn't see the fangs*
Scourge: Shadow the Hedgehog. Name rings a bell?
???:  Yes....
Sonic: *slowly wakes up*
???:i know him rather well, actually
Scourge: so you want him or not?
Sonic: *slowly wakes up* huh?
???: *brings out suitcase with money* here's your money.
Scourge: *hands over Sonic* excellent *takes suitcase* enjoy your vampire
???: indeed i will
???: *disappears*

With ???---

Sonic: !!! What do you want with me!!! Let me GO!!
???: I'm afraid i can't let you leave. i paid too much for you for you to just run away. You are an excellent addition to the freak show
Sonic: you're what?!?!
???: *puts chains on sonic, throws in cage*
Sonic: Gah! *thought: he just made my day....*
??? : Well it's been a long day. *yawns* time to hit the sack
Sonic: oh, OK... See you tomorrow
??? : *leaves without acknowledging Sonic*
Sonic: *wait until the coast is clear and disappears and appear at the hideout*